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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 15:38
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
No go.
What is the story behind bhai dooj?
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
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Why is it difficult to get a job?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is a sermon to talk about men?
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
No way
What's wrong with generation Z?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Trump’s FTC will approve an ad merger — with a gift to Elon Musk’s X - The Verge
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Amino Acid Supplements Are Trending For A Reason. Here’s Why Dietitians Are Divided. - AOL.com
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Trump travel ban rattles immigrant communities across U.S. - The Washington Post
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.